Writers and Their Pets🐴🐭🐹🐰🐱🐶 Special Thanks To Kathleen Krull & Violet Lemay

Thanks to the moon and back, Kathleen Krull & Violet Lemay! You inspired me with the most awesome subject I could ever be able to think of!
Okay, first, let me get this straight. This story has nothing to do with silliness and Asterisk and stuff. I’m just gonna write about WRITERS AND THEIR PETS🐶🐱🐰🐹🐭🐴.

Can I just bring this out to the world?!?! I just want to say that, well, first of all, I love your illustrations, Violet! And how you write, Kathleen?!?! It’s spectacular. 

Second of all, if you guys (Kathleen & Violet) ever make a sequel to this book, would you mind in adding me and Shekhu to your list?

Just sayin’.😝

So, anyways, I’m gonna make a list of all the writers that she had in her book and try and describe each of them–if you’re reading this, Kathleen, then comment below if some of this info is a no-no-no!😜

First, we’ll start off with the writers:

  • Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  • Edgar Allan Poe
  • Charles Dickens
  • Mark Twain
  • Edith Wharton
  • Beatrix Potter–

Wait!!! First, let me tell you the link on Amazon for where you can get this: https://www.amazon.com/Writers-Their-Pets-Stories-Authors/dp/1947458523/

Okay, continuing.

  • Gertrude Stein
  • Virginia Woolf
  • Dorothy Parker
  • William Faulkner
  • E.B. White
  • Ernest Hemingway
  • John Steinbeck
  • Marguerite Henry
  • Pablo Neruda
  • Kurt Vonnegut
  • Flannery O’Connor
  • Maurice Sendak
  • Alice Walker
  • J.K Rowling

Alright, so, let’s just savor how much time and effort Miss. Krull and Miss. Lemay have put into this book *flips through book a bajillion times*.

Now, I am actually not going to state the pets. You have to check out their book!😉

My favorite author is J.K. Rowling. Well, from this book. 

*Such a wimp. NOBODY CARES, AAIRAH!!!!*

ASTERISK! You are not supposed to be here! You’re supposed to be in Shekhu Stories or The Annoying Asterisk or—

*I’m still offended by that name.*

Nobody asked you. Anyways, the Rowling story that Kathleen made is really SPOT-ON. Her white westie dog. Her famous books. Her looks. If we were rating, I’d give Kathleen a 50/50 rating.

*Isn’t that because that was, like, the only story you’ve read from that book?*

SHUSH, Asterisk! And that’s a lie! I’ve read A Soft Spot For Cats, the Hemingway one… just SHUSH, okay?!?!!?!??  

Continuing. 

Kathleen & Violet are amazing people, and they care about their book viewers and other writers, too.

I mean, that’s why they wrote a whole book about other writers and their pets, right, Asterisk???

*I never agree to you. And i never want to.*

I said, right, ASTERISK?!?!?!

*Yeah, yeah, whatever.*

Alright, so, anyways… GO CHECK OUT THAT BOOK!!
Bye y’all!

*BYE FOR LIFE!!!*

REALLY??? YAY!

*I was just kidding. How rude.*

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Anuja Raghavendra says:

    Haha funny

    Like

  2. Can you plz make more annoying asterisk stories?

    thanks,
    Bhagya

    Like

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