Huh? What’s that?
Okay, let me fill you in. So, there’s this Asterisk person who keeps popping up in my Shekhu stories. Have you seen those? Well, just click: https://aairahstories.com/category/shekhu-stories/ to look at those stories.
And I hate Asterisk.
*Do you have any ice cream?* No, I do not. Now get away from moi!
So, * is called an Asterisk. And, well, this dude’s never told me their gender or their name, so I just call them Asterisk.
*What about Sushi?* Huh, you remind me about my friend Anuja and her seaweed that she brought to school one time. *OOOOOH, can I have some seaweed?*
Fine. I’m calling Anuja. Oh, Asterisk, she’s saying “Okay, but why?” so what is your answer?
*BECAUSE I WANT SEAWEED!*
Thanks to you, now she thinks that I’m the one who was screaming. She says that if I talk that way to her, then she won’t give me nothing. Too bad for you, Asterisk.
*You. Are. SO. Gonna. Get. It. From. Me.*
You don’t even have a body.
*Who said that?*
Okay, seriously, Asterisk, I have to do homework and then feed Shekhu. I mean, feed Shekhu and then do homework!
*Why can’t that tall girl who you call Aapi but you tell your friends that she’s your sister do it?*
Because she went to her school concert.
*But I said sea–*
You can shut up now, you know.
*Why would I?*
I have a Fancy Feast tuna fish can and I am not afraid to use it.
*…on me to feed me? Yum!*
Eww, gross, Asterisk! This is for Shekhu! Not you!
No buts. Now, would you be quiet if I took you to Krogers to go shopping for seaweed with me?
Alright, let’s go (Sigh).
So, this is the one, right?
*No, a bigger pack!*
But this is the one Anu–
*I like my seaweed the way it is.*
Come on, you already ruin my websites for me by popping up, so can’t you do one thing for me?
*Then I won’t be quiet.*
Fine (Sigh). But then you have to promise that you will be quiet.
Yes! I crossed my fingers behind my back, because I wasn’t going to buy this!
*I did, too!*
Ugh. Well, I can’t buy this. It’s too costly. And, it’s just seaweed. Let’s go home.
*Cake, then? Cupcakes? Jolly Ranchers? Jaw Breakers?* This is going to be a long day (Sigh).