The Annoying Asterisk: Seaweed Drama

Bun-na-na-na-na.

    Huh? What’s that?

    *Boo!*

    AAAAAAH!

    Okay, let me fill you in. So, there’s this Asterisk person who keeps popping up in my Shekhu stories. Have you seen those? Well, just click: https://aairahstories.com/category/shekhu-stories/ to look at those stories.

    And I hate Asterisk.

    *Do you have any ice cream?* No, I do not. Now get away from moi!

    So, * is called an Asterisk. And, well, this dude’s never told me their gender or their name, so I just call them Asterisk.

    *What about Sushi?* Huh, you remind me about my friend Anuja and her seaweed that she brought to school one time. *OOOOOH, can I have some seaweed?*

    Fine. I’m calling Anuja. Oh, Asterisk, she’s saying “Okay, but why?” so what is your answer?

    *Because.*

    Umm…

    *BECAUSE I WANT SEAWEED!*

    Thanks to you, now she thinks that I’m the one who was screaming. She says that if I talk that way to her, then she won’t give me nothing. Too bad for you, Asterisk.

    *You. Are. SO. Gonna. Get. It. From. Me.*

    You don’t even have a body.

    *Who said that?*

    Okay, seriously, Asterisk, I have to do homework and then feed Shekhu. I mean, feed Shekhu and then do homework!

    *Why can’t that tall girl who you call Aapi but you tell your friends that she’s your sister do it?*

    Because she went to her school concert.

    *But I said sea–*

    You can shut up now, you know.

    *Why would I?*

    I have a Fancy Feast tuna fish can and I am not afraid to use it.

    *…on me to feed me? Yum!*

    Eww, gross, Asterisk! This is for Shekhu! Not you!

    *But I–*

    No buts. Now, would you be quiet if I took you to Krogers to go shopping for seaweed with me?

    *YES!* 

    Alright, let’s go (Sigh).

    At Krogers…

    So, this is the one, right?

    *No, a bigger pack!*

    But this is the one Anu–

    *I like my seaweed the way it is.*

    Come on, you already ruin my websites for me by popping up, so can’t you do one thing for me?

    *Then I won’t be quiet.*

    Fine (Sigh). But then you have to promise that you will be quiet.

    *Pinky swear.*

    Yes! I crossed my fingers behind my back, because I wasn’t going to buy this!

   *I did, too!*

    Ugh. Well, I can’t buy this. It’s too costly. And, it’s just seaweed. Let’s go home.

    *Cake, then? Cupcakes? Jolly Ranchers? Jaw Breakers?*    This is going to be a long day (Sigh).

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Anuja Raghavendra says:

    lol, seaweed drama. What a name!

    Like

  2. Anuja Raghavendra says:

    BTW I don’t get seaweed from Krogers

    Like

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